1. He had to bang your mother to make you!https://i1.wp.com/kenan.ethics.duke.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/father-g-400.jpg
  2. You’ll always be a disappointment to him!Image result for dad
  3. Although, he might not think so, you watch kinkier porn than him!https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/553577287744892928/J-MpjIU_.jpeg
  4. He’s killed MILLIONS of your potential brothers and sisters when he threw his tissues down the toilet.https://i0.wp.com/static3.businessinsider.com/image/54e750d869bedd7e616dff08/father-of-the-internet-if-we-dont-move-now-we-risk-losing-all-the-data-weve-created-in-the-21st-century.jpg
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