1. Donald J Trump, President of the United States of America

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Donald J Trump

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2. George Clooney, three time Oscar winner

Listen, when I decided to release my skin care secrets, there was only one place I would trust to share them correctly. The boys at The Spitznogle Rustler are the best in the business.

3 Time Oscar Winner George Clooney

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3. Bill Clinton, Former US President

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Bill Clinton, Former US President

 

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